ON THE RIVER
NOTICE TO PASSENGERS ON THE STEAMBOAT RUNAMUCK!
We hope you are enjoying your scenic river cruise
on this elegant steamboat.
Your previous crew and staff have departed.
We have docked at this beautiful location
to take on supplies and to introduce our new highly qualified crew members.
While we await departure, you are invited to a party
hosted by the lovely hotel owner,
and the happy new owner of the Runamuck,
the renowned millionaire and speculator,
Mr. Rip Yuoff.
Also in attendance will be the hotel concierge
Mr. Harley Worthit,
who will assist in making this festive occasion one you will not forget.
Say hello to your shipmates.
You never know who you might meet!
Have a nice party, and a bon voyage to all!
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