A BEER AND A SHOT!
ST. LOUIS, MO.
Frum: St. Louie Louie, Publik Relashuns Manager Fer Mr. William J. Lemp Jr.
Yous has bin invited ta a elagant party in honer uv Mr. William J. Lemp Jr. uv brewin' fame.
Mr. Lemp has reelized dat prohibishun is now in effec,
an' he is tinkin' 'bout updatin' his long toim carear objektives.
He's considerin' sellin' da Lemp brewry
ta a buncha prominant, succesful biznesspersons frum Chicago.
Mr. Lemp is gonna be wit his beautiful wife, Mrs. Lillian Handlan Lemp,
known ta all uv doze who luve an' respec an' admyre her as "Da Luvely Lavender Lady."
Wit da two Lemps will be a very trusted an' honered membar uv da Lemp staff, .... ME!
Deeze big festivitys was planed ta give Mr. William Lemp Jr. da respec an' stuff
dat he so richlee desoives.
Wer all gonna be on our bes behavyer bein' reelly polite, good mannars an' tings like dat.
Dis maybe is our wun an' only chance ta let Lemp know jus exaclly wat we reelly tink a dat guy!
Alotta elagant "Friends" frum Da "Family Uv Biznesspersons" are gonna be here.
Pleeze go interduce yerself ta de uthers, yous nevar know who ya mite meet.
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